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Winning Words: IIML Prize in Modern Letters
The
crap winning "poem" :
This is the
winning poem:
GOD 5 BY DAVID BEACH.
I approved of invading Iraq, George
Bush might be pleased to know. The key point is
that overwhelmingly Iraqis saw
the invasion as a necessary
evil. Obviously they did, even to
non-omniscient beings this must be clear, as
if Iraqis had opposed the war there
would have been million- strong marches against
it. And though I'm something of a tyrant
myself, that's my prerogative as God,
and I'm all for overthrowing human
tyrants when that's what their subjects want. I
warn anyone who opposed the war not
to claim to be on the Iraqis' side.
...............................................................................................
ARE YOU HAPPY IT WON $65,000?
An american millionaire paid the money from his casino
profits and an american women judge chose it praising
it for its 'authenticity."
Our teachers of English in schools and Universities
might now teach it and with political results further
dumb kiwis down and macdonaldize New
Zealand
..................................................................................................
NZ Arts Festival, Writers &
Readers Week
March 15 | Reviewed by Gemma Freeman
FOR WHAT IS possibly the most valuable prize for
emerging writers in the world, and definitely the
largest literary prize in New Zealand, the Embassy
Theatre was embarassingly empty on Saturday evening as
we gathered to hear readings by the nominees for the
biennial $65,000 Prize in Modern Letters. If you
subtract family and friends of each of the six
nominees, that only leaves a handful of people there
with an unbiased interest in upcoming New Zealand
literature. Having seen the theatre completely packed
throughout the week, it concerned me that this
exclusively New Zealand line-up was not as appealing as
other events. The group’s relative inexperience
certainly did not mean a lack of quality: these six
have had nothing less than glowing reviews, and the
Prize hardly has a history of awarding duds (past
winners are Catherine Chidgey, Glenn Colquhoun and Carl
Shuker).
Michele Amas read confidently from
her collection After the Dance (her experience
as an actor has put her in good stead for reading from
the stage). The poems dealt with the trials of being a
single mother, and were in pretty stark contrast to
David Beach, whose wry sonnets were up next. Having not
read his work before, I can’t be sure how much of the
pleasure was gained from the incongruity of this gawky
character reading poems narrated by God (“you
non-omniscient beings wouldn’t understand” he stuttered
out), but his reading certainly left me with a smile on
my face.
Then to Louise Wareham Leonard, also a finalist in
2006. Bill had just read a superlative review of her
Miss Me a Lot Of and so I was disappointed to
hear she would instead read a piece of creative
non-fiction about her leaving New York after 9/11. She
didn’t seem entirely at ease with the relative new-ness
of the piece, faltering on some words. Mary McCallum
was more sure of herself as she read from her debut
novel The Blue. Released last year, it is
remarkably already in reprint. McCallum’s prose is
spare and unsentimental and immensely appealing and
after only a few minutes I could picture exactly the
setting and characters.
Jo Randerson then read a short story called ‘Four
Cousins’. Her writing is very distinctive: charming and
a bit strange and without any pretensions. Hers is one
of the works that I’m still thinking about; her stories
can seem one thing at first but then reveal new layers
days later. I was very much looking forward to hearing
from Anna Sanderson. There is an unfortunate lack of
essays in New Zealand literature, and Sanderson was
nominated for a whole book of them, Brainpark.
Bill had earlier described Randerson as being part of a
“peculiar local sensibility” but the same could easily
be said of Sanderson. Her writing is not flashy,
tricksy or cunning, but economical, insightful and
sophisticated, and I was happy to be reminded of other
recent essays and short fiction by young Wellington
writers in issues of Sport and
Landfall.
And then, the announcement. The final call was made by
a single judge, Brigid Hughes, former editor of The
Paris Review and founding editor of New York
literary journal A Public Space. While she
appreciated the experimentation and “sense of play” in
all books, Hughes said she was was enamoured with the
authenticity and blend of high and low in the work of
David Beach, whom she named the winner. Bill Manhire
had said at the very start that each of the previous
winners had been surprising at the time, but I don’t
know if any had been quite the underdog that Beach was.
The only man among the six finalists; when I asked
people for their picks during the week and eavesdropped
in the foyer on Saturday night, his was the only name I
hadn’t heard put forward as a contender. And yet, it
makes a lovely heading in the paper: a mail sorter for
NZ Post going on to win a prestigious literary prize at
NZ Post Writers and Readers Week. “They support the
literary community in more ways than you’d think!” Bill
had cracked at the start.
As well as awarding a very important prize, the event
was a snapshot of where new New Zealand literature is
now: that is to say, going in all possible directions,
and confident about it.
Comments
For all our princesses, that are being hurt very badly, by
the Money New Order
KISS YOUR LOVE
Kiss your Love—forsake Duty—for night’s stallion bears
down,
On the bright mares of sunlight that jostle and clown,
Fresh-eyed from lush waters--last colours their prize--
They have frolicked with tree witches all naked and wise
:
Magicked they lift them—their long witchy hair—
Till witch-winds go-tumble witch-glistens in spray.
One scared witch withered to her dried-sphagnum lair,
Had schemed and composed her near human disdain,
But so dark is man’s dungeon--she burst from its shame!
She sang like six night birds--she rose as six moons!
Her mouse cast six shadows--six fat owls scoured their
bones ;
How she ached for her sisters--till each found her in
turn--
Become all things and no thing—our joy—and its pain;
In the heart of a poet, breathes that witch girl without
name!
TAKE NOTE BILL MANHIRE AND CO - YOU ARE A JOKE!
THE OLDE BULL
All was calm, near sleep or still :
Above the brow of Prisoners’ Hill,
White flowers of the risen night,
Glowed round the moon, that baffling sight,
And bats from verdant hunger trails,
Flapped to dark and castled caves,
Whose wrinkled rocks grew gypsy warm,
With bats' voluptuous ancient form :
One joyous generating head
Hung down in tribal rest. Well fed,
The lustrous light outside,
Floated borne by fine web spider thread.
One stressed crazed sexton stumbled still--
--Craving his church ding dong ropes to pull--
Even one comfort bell--with some kind hymn on the
side--
Trevor’s brain crunches cogs with his business ‘Satan
Mills.’
New Order mills and coffee are hypertension high
slides,
Trevor’s New Dis-Order hands are like hot wet gills ;
Trevor panics and pelts down Ecumenic Hill,
And ends dignity-impaled on his parish old bull.
"Olde bull I thought you were my church rustic stile,
I should have stayed in my icy bed awhile."
"More moans from money’s tied man," the Olde Bull said,
"Money ignores our people-centered Christ’s "Be still!"
"So Christ is yours as well," gruff pious pants said,
"Which Eco Christian faith encourages your head?"
"Well a good loaf and a fish were our good Jesus'
treats,
Bulls love serene saviours who steer clear of steer
meats."
Our punctured sexton is borne to St. Bandaid Hospital,
Where Doctor L.O. Bull reseats every corpuscle.
Trev’s chafed cheeks both sealed our grateful lunarian,
Like Darwin’s first bull, trots now sugarless-vegetarian
:
Calmer, handsome, with nearly dry hooves... er...hands
;
Trev is two veterinarian’s tissues just short of
perfection!
With Trev’s moods improved May Magdalene who had left
him,
(May is a Weight Watch Diploma, in Bulimia Remission)
Canters home to try Trev’s trans-meditation reflections
;
Both also try bellowing as moonlighting muezzins--
Which really breaks up the town’s bickering and
divisions!
Just by turning our eyes to bat-moon’s soft stars,
Night’s love seems to float in to dew in our hearts.
Though some souls are bullish for more magical rebirth,
New bull follows old bull towards our final true
worth......
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NZ "poets" read and weep - and by the way you should be
manning the barricades, but of course you are chosen by our
fascist tv radio news media as not going to 'rock the
boat'. Or make any sense. It is a sad bad and mad time in
our poetry.
I am furious.
evansbrianjohn@gmail.com
NEW SORTOFLAND.
New Zealand is the land of the little limp 'sort of':
Many a sentence sort of pops up a 'sort of' ;
We kiwis sort of love to soften our verb,
To give thought more time, before brash nerve
Sets free, much we would rather leave
Closed; our mouths sort of are minder sieves;
Unlike Americans' giant Elmer Gantry jaws:
"Oh my gosh Tammy we just gotta talk here!"
We sort of cease talk or sidle out of there.
Plaque versus toothpaste?--that we can bear,
Many of us were frozen, folded arms boys.....
Sad and perplexed, little painted lead toys;
Please don't invite kiwis to your body bag wars—
Our silent divisions breed savage war lords!
pathological 'man alone' is now worse....
And with sick television we are getting really very sick
OBESE AND VIOLENT AND SELF DESTRUCTIVE.
$65,000 from an american red-neck Bush- loving casino
owner. Stick it where the sun don't shine!
This is the winning poem:
GOD 5 BY DAVID BEACH.
I approved of invading Iraq, George
Bush might be pleased to know. The key point is
that overwhelmingly Iraqis saw
the invasion as a necessary
evil. Obviously they did, even to
non-omniscient beings this must be clear, as
if Iraqis had opposed the war there
would have been million- strong marches against
it. And though I'm something of a tyrant
myself, that's my prerogative as God,
and I'm all for overthrowing human
tyrants when that's what their subjects want. I
warn anyone who opposed the war not
to claim to be on the Iraqis' side.
ARE YOU HAPPY IT WON $65,000!
An american millionaire paid the money from his casino
profits and an american women judge chose it praising it
for its :authenticity."
Our teachers of English in schools and Universitys might
now teach it and with political results further dumb kiwis
down and macdonaldize New Zealand
http://apoem.com Brian Evans
evansbrianjohn@gmail.com
Fair call Brian. There is a growing lack of interest in the
NZ literary scene because of its continuing, almost macho
restraint, and banality... People who aren't interested in
poems about the domestic realism of a fried egg on the
stove and some soft metaphor that might possibly be
construed toward, end up having to look elsewhere for
inspiration, and creativity which isn't
image-conscious.
It's such a shame we have only one 'recognised' creative
writing school in NZ. Shouldering the NZ lierary scene is a
big pressure to put on anybody, and inevitably the style of
the teachers at that school must infiltrate students'
writing. But it'd be great if people started to realisee
there are other just as valid styles and creations out
there.
Maybe this is what happened on Saturday! Well then,
horray!!
People soo have to get over dissing bill manhire. He's not
the prob; just some guy doin his job, who didn't ask to be
made into a god by culturally starved new zealanders. The
problem is in the where the power lies... in the publishing
houses... and the crap they turn outl
eleanor wrote:
"People soo have to get over dissing bill manhire. He's not
the prob; just some guy doin his job, who didn't ask to be
made into a god by culturally starved new zealanders. The
problem is in the where the power lies... in the publishing
houses... and the crap they turn out"
Eleanor did you not read that "Reviewed by Gemma Freeman"
means just that.
So let us explore further than your simplesummation.
I diss All of them- writers
, publishers newspapers magazines -all media mafia - silly
darlings who flock to "evenings" where they all fawn over
each other. And I 'diss' ALL of them. They are bullies and
I have suffered at their hands as has my brother the
cartoonist Malcolm Evans. Google him and see. NZ has gone
"she'll be right Nazi."
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http://connectkiwis.com for leftie
writers looking for mates.
http://abdill95.110mb.com/ more of
my poems.
None of my poetry and stuff appeals to our establishment
because they are dessicated heartless toxic intoxicated
with self -ninnies.
evansbrianjohn@gmail.com
Brian John Evans
There! NOW SOME BEAUROCRAT cometh to tag me out betcha.
Wither twixt da bygone butligs flying, spinning, hoping for
joy filled daze on a swimmingly fabulous lake. My aching
arms right to reach further on yonder hill tops cross the
lumpen wogs wit kligy twithering yopwots.
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