For the other living things, beside humans, that live in a socialism free of money
SPIDERS CANNOT WALTZ MUCH
Doctors say our spiders rarely enthuse,
When the sound of the fast waltz fills their rooms,
For the medical fact of the matter is that,
Each of a spiders' eight feet, arches quite flat ;
That’s eight reasons spiders won't ever be drafted.
Though spiders are fleet foots and rarely get shafted,
Their waltz-skidding on corners is woefully harder,
For spiders get their eight leg-pits so in a lather :
What with stomping, then squirting under-leg deodorants--
This takes the edge off Tales of Vienna waltz exuberance ;
So spiders sulk as pouty wallflower fixities,
Investing in mummified fly-future liquidities--
Why did man give away his happy dance halls,
For sour individualism and depression's free falls?

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